Perfectly Putrid Pedagogue Puns |
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I couldn't do math without my unfailing calculator. I count on it to get me through my homework. |
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I got into an argument with my Algebra teacher. I'm really worried about the aftermath. |
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"In Fascist Italy, how were people instructed to approach Mussolini?" "Pass Il Duce on the left-hand side." |
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I told the students: "The formulas for figuring Pascals and Newtons won't appear on the test. No pressure, then." |
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It Illinois me, studying American geography. |
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When it comes to adding information to a map, I am legend. |
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"Can anyone name the 50th state?" "Sally does! Hold on, Alaska." |
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My Geometry teacher in high school wasn't funny at all. In class, she always made inappropriate peace signs with radii. She never knew where to draw the line. |
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My grandma taught me all about the fifty states. Iowa so much. |
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The woodshop teacher is a real head-turner. |
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When asked to list the Great Lakes by size, the student got to the fourth, panicked, and fell into an Erie silence. |
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Flying up to the sun? How rid-Icarus! |
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I General Lee don't find jokes about the Civil War to be very funny. |
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Your essay on "The Raven" was good, but it's nothing to crow about. |
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